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PORNALIEN : I AM ONE HORNY “MOTHER” FUCKER

The 18 year old came with me to the gym yesterday, after work, to get some cardio work in because she felt like she had to burn off that thanksgiving feast last week. Normally, I’d go alone because I love staring at those tight asses on the Stairmaster or titties bouncing in the aerobics rooms, but I needed to bond with my “girlfriend” again – especially after my little sexcapade up north a few days back. I guess I could try to be a good boyfriend – operative word being “try”.

I was paying close attention to my “girlfriend’s” figure while we were both on the elliptical machine and I just noticed how good her fuckin genes were. After all, she never works out – unless you call holding shopping bags for an hour or so a workout. Her milf mom popped into my head sporadically while I was talking to her; I couldn’t stop thinking about how close I was to fucking her a few months back – all I needed was a little more time. I needed to see her again.

My mind drifted off – I imagined how tight that milf skin was and how good her tits looked. Well, I never actually saw her tits, but the revealing tops that she would coincidently wear every time I came around left little to my imagination. I always had an inkling that her husband wasn’t fucking her right – if at all. He was always traveled on business for weeks on in. Shit, her pussy has probably been marinating for months.

After our workout, we grabbed a couple of sandwiches and headed back to my place. She wanted to take a shower prior to eating, but I was hungry as hell, so I didn’t join her—I told her I wanted to eat. But right when she hopped in the shower, I joined Vicky on MILFvixen.com, who strikingly resembles the 18 year old’s mom. My cock wasted no time in getting rock hard and was a happy fuckin camper by the time I was done with Vicky. Yes, I need to fuck my “girlfriend’s” mom…

PORNALIEN : TEST DRIVE

The Whackman needs a fuckin seatbelt because The Whackman is going on a Test Drive with some of these whores. The Whackman wants some good performance, with an emphasis on how these sluts handle the bumps and grinds. Let’s do this.

Brittney lies back on a bed wearing some black and white checkered panties. She diddles herself with her fingers and a toy before Barrett comes in and offers her the real thing. She works him over orally before letting him return the favor on her bald beaver. Brittney lays back as Barrett tongues her and then lets him slide it in. They go through doggy and cowgirl before she opens her eyes and mouth wide for a nice pop from Barrett which mostly misses her face. She sucks out what’s left and plays with it a little.

Red is in an orange bra and panties and with black and white checkered stockings. She starts herself off with her fingers before she’s joined by Kris. She softly mouths his manhood using slow tongue action before turning around so Kris can tongue her twat, taint, and ass from behind. Red then rides him through the cowgirl styles. Kris plays with Red’s ass while she rides him and continues to massage her pucker while he fucks her from behind. They finish things up in missionary before Kris pulls out to stroke himself onto Red’s stomach.

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Cameron is wearing some pink lingerie in front of a silver PT Cruiser. She diddles herself before Steve comes up behind her to kiss her neck and take over for her hands. They exchange oral favors, and Cameron works Steve’s cock over almost as if it were an all day sucker. She lets Steve take her in a few of the common positions—doggy, reverse cowgirl, and missionary. Cameron collects Steve’s spooge sample on her nicely natural tits.

Cop Natasha, a cute dirty blonde with braces and plenty of piercings, gives crook Alex a little tough love. She leads him out of the car and drops to her knees to give his nightstick an oral examination before he checks out her axe wound. Alex tazers her from behind before letting her ride him in reverse cowgirl. Natasha opens wide to take as much of Alex’s guy goo across her tongue as possible without shying away from it at all.

Elizabeth starts things out in a multi-colored bikini and sucking on a small vibe. Her outfit magically disappears so that she can fuck her pussy while playing with a butt plug to get herself warmed up. She’s joined by Herschel, who lets her unwrap him to get out her present. She sucks his schlong before going directly to riding it reverse cowgirl style with her bald beaver. They work through a bit of doggystyle before Elizabeth puts her legs back for Herschel to drill her ass. Herschel pulls out and strokes himself to a pop on Elizabeth’s mouth.

Test Drive is a pretty good all sex flick. The car theme works pretty well throughout the movie—there’s some very nice energy and it’s met with some nice chemistry. A couple of the sluts go slightly overboard with their vocals, but not so much to ruin the scenes. More importantly, the entire movie looks great. The Whackman dropped 6 healthy loads.

PORNALIEN : PIN THE TONGUE ON THE MONKEY

Girls just wanna have fun, and why shouldn’t they?  The female anatomy is exploited for your viewing pleasure and with a name like PinkandPerfect.com, need I say more?

PORNALIEN : WHEN LOVE IS IN THE AIR…

… then you must be on FuckHerRight.com because there is no need for the bed, a chair, a table or the floor—these skanks will fuck your brains out, guaran-fuckin-teed.

PORNALIEN : IT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN MAN’S WORLD

And at TrashyToons.com, you never forget that. These animated sluts are marinating in their juices just awaiting your cock. Do what you want, when you want, and how you want to each and every one of these whores.